Monday, April 23, 2012

Actually I've been wanting to blog about a few things.
Maybe tonight I might just get out of hand and blog a super long post.

Omg I just removed my keyboard cover and it feels so damn good to touch the bare naked keyboard.
The sound of my nails hitting each key is almost orgasmic.

Anyway firstly, I really want to talk about the show Titanic.

1. TITANIC
I watched it in 3D with Ben, my mum and my sis the other day.
When I was young, I remembered it being a really nice, touching sad story that my mum really really liked.
I din't really remember watching it except parts of it that flash by my mind like the more famous parts "you jump I jump" etc.
The whole idea of Titanic (love story) is just so wonderfully sad, etc etc.
But when I watched it again, I realised it's actually a very unrealistic show (the love story part).
It was almost as if I watched it for the first time again.
Maybe things happened much faster for people in the past who lived in 1912, the whole dating process is also sped up.
For that era where women were forced to marry... knowing each other within the span of 3 days but also concurrently, proceeding from first base to third base would probably equate to dating for a year or something. If we apply the rule of Present Value and Future Value of Money time.
Rose didn't seem as pretty as I imagined or remembered from the past. Jack was however, surprisingly handsome and charming compared to what I remembered him as.
I was shocked that they in fact knew each other for only 3 days and fell head over heels with each other.
Of course, the very controversial part whereby she could share the door with him by taking turns so that he wouldnt be in the freezing water.....really makes sense and portrayed her as a major bitch.
I actually rather she dies than Jack (because I'm bias and he's so good looking!!!!)

She is also considered a major slut because even in times like now where people are more open and all, proceeding from first base to third base with a poor stranger in 3 day is really.......a feat.
So if she was a slut then, using the same rule of PV and FV of Time, she's an ultra ultra slutty bitch.
But one could argue, it's love at first sight since how could any girl not possibly fall for Leonardo Di Caprio!

And thanks to tumblr, she minus-ed off some points from being a bitch because...
(credits tumblr)


(When she realised that Jack was already dead) Rose: "I promise. I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." 

And she proceeded to let go of his hand after and let him sink into the bottom of the ocean.
(HOW COULD SHE RIGHT?! SO HEARTLESS! SHE WOULDNT EVEN HAVE HIS BODY TO BURY HIM!!!)
All along I thought she was hypocritical, like wth! She just said she promise she wouldnt let go, then she let go of his hand.
ZZZZ
Case: Solved.

But then again..if I remember correctly, she was wearing a life jacket correct or not?!
She was on the door, she could have gave him the life jacket so it'll be less tiring.
No?!
(but if i rmbred wrongly, then I'm sorry luh)

AND!!!
Scumbag Rose...
IF SHE JUST STAYED ON THE BOAT, HE WOULD HAVE SURVIVED.
Okay, I'll admit this is a little too far fetch because she couldn't have anticipated that he'll die because of her selfish-self with the whole door shit.
But still!! We all know the ending, so yeah Rose has to be burdened with that burden of being a selfish, hypocritical lady.

But I'll give her some credit....for being, I don't know...Rose maybe?
If not we won't be given some eye candy on Jack cos the story probably won't even happen.
But still, Titanic's a pretty good show! HEH, the fact that I paid $14 to watch it in the cinema shows how damn good the show is even when I'm rather pissed at certain parts.
The love story between them is still sad and moving, but with a little angst coming from me lahzx.

2. BATTLESHIP 


I caught it last night with Ben and I want to say, it's a show worth watching!!!!!! On DVD (or wait for it on F*nshion)
The starting was such a bore, we wanted to leave the theatre. Or rather, I wanted to leave the theatre.
It was just random alien randomly spinning (literally) it's way through the city, destroying random buildings but not people. (which they never explained why, or maybe I din't understand).
The aliens were like so super pro, it was almost impossible for the humans to beat.
PLUS Alexander Skarsgard died so early in the movie, my main motivation for the show died.
There was nothing left worth watching for.
HAHAHAH
I'm kidding.
But I was really sad when he died );
ERIC NORTHMAN!!!!

HOW COULD THE ALIENS BEAR TO KILL HIM?!?!
);
Alexander Skarsgard

Anyway, at least the other half was much more exciting.
It's funny at some parts.
But other than that, it's only an okay okay show.
Watch at home better.
HAHAHA

3. THE VOW
The Vow Poster
Omg, don't even get me started about how horrible this show is.
Oh wait, too bad I already started.
IT IS SO BAD.
The Channing Tatum (?) guy, (I can't even be bothered to google his name) I dont understand why everybody's like gaga over him.
Plus the show was way too fast and skim through everything that I barely felt any love between the couple, and therefore I couldn't feel sad for them.
The girl's a constant pms after she lost her memory, and the guy just tries way too NOT hard enough (from what they portray in the show luh)
After the car accident, the girl lost his mind, he later on brought her to their first date to relive their memories, in hope to spark her memory etc etc.
BUT THEN!!! The movie just showed him bringing her to eat, go dip in the cold water....the end!
He was disappointed, gave up trying for her. (the way the movie showed, it was as if after only one date, he gave up)

Summary of why the show is HORRIBLE
i) Never show what else he did for her, as in his efforts to date her again
ii) Never show her internal struggle but only show her constant PMS with the guy.
I mean come on lah, when someone loses their memory they surely have some emotional struggle to try to remember, I don't even remember seeing her trying to struggle without her memory.
iii) Everything proceeded too quickly
iv) Random guy who just appears from her past, she randomly likes him, she randomly decides to dislike him  after.

AIYAH.
Can't even be bothered to say anymore.